Babes in Paradise

I found paradise, and now I must save it. Life has a funny way of throwing a wrench in the spokes. One day I was about to take my hot coworker out to lunch, and suddenly I was struck by lightning and transported to a different world. Crazy how that works. Once I got over my initial shock, I realized that this place was absolutely incredible. Furthermore, all of the adult men were killed in battle just over a year ago. Yes, I was the only guy in town. Destiny’s hero, right? Wrong. Turns out I wasn’t the hero they wanted and prayed for. A magical spell went awry and they got me instead. Well, considering they wanted me to help repopulate, I was going to work my absolute hardest to find a bit of heroism within myself and make it happen, even that just meant winning some battles between the sheets. Oh, but there’s also an undead prince that wants everyone dead. Can’t forget about that, as it’s part of my deal. Looks like I'd better figure out how to be a hero real fast.