Behold! The Harbinger of Doom

The apocalypse has already happened. She just hasn’t picked the timeline yet. Deep in the Pit of Despair, a system activates. An egg spawns. Not a hero. Not a chosen one. An egg. Now Kahli, reluctant apprentice, chronic misinterpreter, and walking public safety hazard, is the only person who realizes what’s happening. Unfortunately, she is also the one who caused it. Nobody believes her. Not her mentor. Not the mayor. Not the archival society currently being buried alive. And the egg is leveling up. In trying to stop it, Kahli accidentally binds herself to the Harbinger of Doom and gains access to a broken system. One that lets her split time into branching paths, test outcomes, and choose the least catastrophic result. There is just one problem. Her Harbinger is not the only one. Someone else has control of the real thing. Someone who knows exactly what they are doing. Every mistake makes the apocalypse stronger. Every timeline makes things worse in a new way. And Kahli is running out of branches to burn. Perfect for fans of chaotic LitRPG, cosmic absurdity, and protagonists who should never have been given access to time itself. The apocalypse is coming. This time, it has options.