Emotional Support Geology: Because sometimes life is too much and a rock is somehow not

Emotional Support Geology™ Because Sometimes Life Is Too Much And A Rock Is Somehow NotHave you ever stared at a printer and whispered, "Why?" Have you ever checked your bank account and immediately needed emotional support? Have you ever survived a family gathering and felt you deserved a medal? Then you may be ready for the surprisingly comforting world of Emotional Support Geology™. Packed with laugh-out-loud humor, ridiculous scientific studies, unforgettable testimonials, and surprisingly heartfelt wisdom, this book celebrates the simple comfort of carrying a smooth rock through life's stressful moments. Discover: Emergency Geological Assistance Emotional Support Rock Adoption The Official Geological Support Levels Rock Personalities and Profiles The International Geological Support Conference Advanced Stress-Reduction Techniques Involving Absolutely No Technology Funny, uplifting, and unexpectedly encouraging, Emotional Support Geology™ reminds us that while life may not always be easy, sometimes a little perspective—and a small rock in your pocket—can make all the difference. Life gets hard. Just carry the rock.