Lord of the Strip Mall

As a member of the elite King’s Guard, I feared no man. But nothing prepared me for Florida. Banished five centuries into the future, I’m stranded in a modern world I don’t understand. I’ve traded my castle patrol for a shift as a strip mall security guard, but the job is far more dangerous than it looks. My new mission? Defend this humid kingdom as if it were the royal capital. At least I'll have some help in the form of an angelic co-ed, a flexible gymnast, and a goth girl with a secret. My enemies think I’m just a guy in a costume. They’re about to learn why you never cross a knight.