Pretending To Be Normal

You know those people who always seem calm, organized, and emotionally stable? Yeah. This book is not about them. Welcome to the unfiltered confessions of someone who has spent a lifetime pretending to be normal—and failing spectacularly. From turning therapy into stand-up comedy, to surviving public meltdowns in Costco, to attempting yoga while emotionally unwell and allergic to spandex, this is your backstage pass to one person’s absurd journey through modern life. Equal parts chaos and charm, this book doesn’t teach you how to fix your life. It just lets you laugh so hard you forget it’s broken. If you’ve ever faked a phone call to avoid people, had a panic attack over salad dressing choices, or tried to hold it together in front of your in-laws while wearing inside-out pants—this one’s for you.