The Dark Lord’s Logistics Manager

He used to liquidate companies. Now, he’s liquidating heroes.Arthur Penhaligon was the ultimate corporate shark—a middle manager with a heart of stone and a spreadsheet for a soul. But after a lifetime of downsizing others, he finds himself on the receiving end of a "terminal" performance review. Instead of the afterlife, Arthur is headhunted by Dungeon Inc., a multidimensional conglomerate that treats fantasy realms like underperforming branch offices. His new assignment? IronCrag Dungeon. It’s a logistical nightmare. The goblins are quiet-quitting, the skeletons are over-budget, and the previous Dark Lord was a creative type who didn't understand the first thing about overhead. Even worse, a party of "Heroic" adventurers is currently knocking on the front door, looking to loot the very assets Arthur was hired to protect. Arthur isn't a warrior. He isn't a wizard. But he has something far more dangerous: an MBA. To survive his probationary period, Arthur must: Optimize the Workforce: Turn a rabble of lazy monsters into a lean, mean, professional fighting machine. Balance the Books: Every fireball costs mana, and every mana point has a price tag. Leverage the Environment: Why fight a hero with a sword when you can defeat them with a strategically placed, high-ROI spike trap? In the world of Dungeon Inc., there are no chosen ones—only high-performers. And Arthur Penhaligon is about to show the Kingdom of Light that the most terrifying thing in any dungeon isn't a dragon... it’s a manager who hasn't had his coffee yet. Why readers are obsessed with Dungeon Inc.:The Ultimate Satire: A hilarious, razor-sharp parody of corporate culture set in a high-stakes LitRPG world. Progression with a Twist: Watch Arthur "level up" not just his stats, but his profit margins and infrastructure. Unforgettable Characters: Featuring Snivels the neurotic Executive Assistant goblin and Gorash the Chief Security Officer Minotaur. Crunchy Stats: Includes detailed ledger entries, workforce analytics, and dungeon management screens. Perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl, Legend of the Arch Magus, and anyone who has ever wanted to fire a Paladin for a breach of contract. Scroll up and "One-Click" your copy today! Because in this dungeon, the bottom line is life or death.