The Magical Tax Auditor

They have ancient magic and limitless power. I have spreadsheets and a very strict deadline. My name is Kevin Sanders, and I’m a forensic accountant. I don't cast spells, I don't carry a sword, and my idea of a thrilling Friday night is finding a hidden shell corporation in a stack of receipts. But when a bizarre bureaucratic mix-up lands my resume on the desk of the Hidden Magical Council, I get the contract of a lifetime. It turns out that the supernatural elite of the city haven't paid their taxes in centuries. The Council wants their cut, and they’ve hired me to audit the most powerful, elusive, and breathtakingly gorgeous magical beings in existence. I don't have mana, but I know how to spot a fraudulent write-off from a mile away. My job is to get their books in order. But behind the ledger, I’m discovering that these three stunning women need a lot more than just financial advice: Aurelia: A fiercely possessive Dragon-Shifter CEO who has been hoarding her wealth in a literal subterranean cave. She desperately needs me to help her legally declare her gold before the supernatural IRS confiscates her hoard. Morgana: A brilliant High-Witch who runs a massive, underground potion empire. She’s seductive, dangerous, and keeps trying to illegally claim "eye of newt" and "cursed artifacts" as deductible business expenses. Titania: A glamorous Fairy Queen who accidentally started a multi-level marketing pyramid scheme in the mortal realm. Now she needs me to untangle her disastrous finances before she goes to federal prison. I’m supposed to be an impartial auditor. But as I help these three incredible women legitimize their empires, the lines between business and pleasure are getting hopelessly blurred. Now I'm juggling three magical girlfriends, a mountain of W-2s, and a massive target on my back. Corrupt council members and supernatural tax evaders want my audits to disappear—and they don't mind making me disappear along with them. They might have dark magic and deadly assassins. But I know how to freeze their assets. And nobody messes with an accountant during tax season.