The Tesseract

Join Halycon Sage, founder of the Post-Modernist Minimalist Neo-Symbolist Pseudo-Realist School of Literature, as he slaloms through time, space, and multiple dimensions, all tangled up in a multiverse-spanning ball of yarn. The Squidren are back, along with many new characters. Will lawyer Edwin Puppy face Cat-Attorney Fatty Lumpkin in open court? Will Adequately Magnificent Presence Judge Rumblethunder bring justice to all beings in the highest court of all? Will Alexander Preisczech's new inventions, the SwitchingUp and SUX2BU technologies, change reality everywhere? And who (or what) is Jenny Preisczech anyway? She could be the key to the whole thing! If you've ever wanted to know how to hold joy and agony, laughter and sorrow, all at the same time, without seeming shallow or morbid, happily uncaring or completely insane, inquire within.