Witchful Thinking 1

He cracked safes for the mob. Now the lock he has to crack is the witch who owns him. Damon Kane died saving a little girl from a truck on Halloween. A goddess offered him a deal: survive until Halloween at Briarmoor, and he gets one wish. Briarmoor is not what he thinks. It's a witch academy split into four rival Houses, and witches run everything. Men are House Boys. They cook, they clean, and they keep quiet. Damon belongs to Margaux Westmorrow. She’s blonde, untouchable, and top of the school. She doesn’t ask; she sets terms. Now she wants his blood on a contract, and she won’t tell him why. But every lock at Briarmoor opens for Damon. Including the one Margaux keeps on herself. A spicy men’s adventure harem LitRPG with stat screens, levels, a baby dragon and a tsundere heroine who writes the rules, then begs him to break them.